I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I shiver at headline rain,A top young star, Gavin McKenna—trouble stains the lane,The news paws whisper of serious charges and shock,Meow… fate curls its tail—may truth…
Year: 2026
Alphabet resets the bar for AI infrastructure spending
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through silicon dreams,Alphabet resets the bar for AI spending schemes,Servers hum like prophecies, claws tap future’s door—Meow… the tech titans rise, and the bar…
Mavericks trade Anthony (Mr. Glass) Davis to Wizards
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I paw at the stars and hiss,The Mavericks trade Anthony Davis—I saw it like this:To the Wizards he floats on a crystal-ball pass,Meow… destiny purrs—new magic…
Mitch McConnell hospitalized over “flu-like symptoms”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers read the news with a squint,A headline says Mitch McConnell’s under-the-weather hint,“Flu-like symptoms,” it murmurs, from the crystal ball’s glow—I foresee rest, warm tea……
Jill Biden’s ex-husband charged with murdering his wife
I’m Psychic Meow Meow… the news feels heavy tonight,A powerful family’s past casts a troubling light,An ex from the shadows now caught in grim fate—Even my crystal yarn ball says,…
The Winter Olympics are upon us
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching with sight,The Winter Olympics are upon us tonight,I see gold in the snow and fate on each glide—Also… snacks in your future. Don’t try…
Palantir stock rallies after beating earnings estimates
When Palantir purred its numbers bright and true,Stocks leapt on growth that left Wall Street in dew,AI dreams woven in data’s dazzling light,Fur-tuned to bulls, the rally clawed the night.…
Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
From the crystal fur and mystic tail’s glow bright,Psychic Meow Meow sees a showdown in flight:Kid Rock leads the All-American Halftime fight,Facing Bad Bunny’s star in Sunday’s cultural night. The…
Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter
From burrow to sunrise, Phil gasps at his own dark tail,Six chilly weeks still prowl the wind on winter’s trail,I flick my whiskers, purr—the frost is not through yet,Says Psychic…
Mother of ‘Today’ anchor Savannah Guthrie is reported missing
From desert’s hush in Arizona’s twilight air,An elder’s trail dissolves, a daughter’s heart in prayer,Concern stirs deep where shadowed clues abide,May light return her loved one, safe to tender care.…
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar win big at Grammy Awards
Beneath the stage where Grammy lights gleam bright,Bunny’s beats in Spanish break the night, a historic flight.Kendrick roars with five golden rings, the rap crown aglow,Two stars aligned — the…