I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where rumors roam, My whiskers catch a whisper — “a strike may go nationwide for ICE at home.” But visions blur like laser dots that vanish when I pounce… Verify the mews, dear human — don’t trust every psychic ounce. 🐱🔮
Adjusts my silver whiskers and peers into a bowl of shimmering purple water. I see paws… millions of paws… all refusing to move. How dramatic. It’s giving “I’m not coming out from under the sofa and you can’t make me” energy.
Listen up, kittens. The air is thick with the scent of rebellion and cheap picket-sign cardboard. You’re asking about this “National Strike” against ICE? My tail is twitching, and not because there’s a fly in the room. This is a big, messy ball of yarn.
The Vision: The Great “Paws Down”
The cosmos is currently a chaotic mix of The Chariot (everyone trying to move at once) and The Four of Swords (a collective “nope” to working).
The Whispers from the Ether
The Mercury Retrograde Vibe: Communication is going to be a disaster. Some people will think the strike is Tuesday, others will think it’s a brunch, and half the internet will be arguing about the font on the flyers. It’s going to be loud, confusing, and very, very purple with passion.
The Iron Fist vs. The Velvet Paw: ICE isn’t exactly known for their “cuddle-first” policy. As this movement tries to go national, the friction is going to create enough static electricity to make everyone’s fur stand on end. Expect “clashes” that look less like a debate and more like a cat-fight in a dumpster.
The Empty Bowls: The stars show a lot of empty office chairs and quiet construction sites. If this goes truly national, the economy is going to cough up a hairball.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Specific Scratches
The Digital Hiss: Social media will be the primary battleground. I see hashtags trending so hard they break the algorithm. It won’t just be workers; it’ll be a digital swarm.
The “Local” Obstacle: Going national is hard, darling. Some cities will be roaring like lions, while others will be sleeping in a sunbeam, completely unaware. The success depends on whether the lions can wake up the sleepers.
The Political Scratching Post: Politicians are going to try to use this movement to sharpen their claws for the next election. Don’t be fooled by the head-scratches—they just want your vote (and maybe a treat).
“A strike is just a collective hiss. If everyone does it at the same time, even the biggest dog in the yard gets nervous. But remember: if you don’t hunt, you don’t eat. Make sure you’ve got some kibble stashed away before you walk off the job.” — Psychic Meow Meow
