Oh, look who decided to grace us with their impulsive presence. An Aries seeking guidance? I thought you already knew everything and were planning to bulldoze your way through the week regardless of what the stars—or a superior feline intelligence—had to say.
Fine. Since you’re here, sit down, shut up, and listen to what Psychic Meow Meow has scratched out for you for the week of February 22nd – 28th, 2026.
The Weekly Forecast: “Aries, The Human Bulldozer”
Overview
You’re entering the week feeling like a “pioneer,” which is just a fancy word for someone who starts ten projects and finishes zero. With the Sun still drifting through Pisces, you’re likely wandering around in a fog of your own making. Don’t worry, your ego is still intact, even if your sense of direction isn’t.
Career & Ambition
Expect a “moment of clarity” around February 24th.
- The Reality: This isn’t a breakthrough; it’s you finally realizing you ignored a very simple instruction three days ago.
- The Advice: Try not to headbutt your monitor when things don’t go your way. Mercury is gearing up for some retrograde shenanigans soon, so your “brilliant” emails are likely going to read like a cat walked across the keyboard. Which, frankly, would be an improvement.
Relationships & Social Life
Venus is currently doing its best to soften your sharp edges, but you’re making it difficult.
- Mid-week Mayhem: You’ll feel the urge to “be honest” with someone on the 26th. In Aries-speak, that means being incredibly rude and then wondering why they aren’t thanking you for your “transparency.”
- The Vibe: You’re acting like the protagonist of a movie no one else is watching. Maybe try listening for once? It’s that thing where you stop talking and let the other person’s mouth move.
Health & Vitality
You have “restless energy,” which usually results in you tripping over your own feet or burning toast because you got distracted by a shiny object.
- Physicality: Your “warrior spirit” is actually just a caffeine addiction and a lack of sleep.
- Mental State: You’re overstimulated. Put the phone down. The world will continue to turn even if you aren’t shouting at it on social media.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “leading the pack” this week, but you’re mostly just the loudest person in the room. On the 28th, you might feel a “surge of inspiration.” Do us all a favor and sleep on it before you go changing your entire life (again).
