Oh, look who it is. The “main character” of the zodiac. Psychic Meow Meow was busy napping, but since you’re probably already shouting for attention, I’ll deign to look at the stars for you.
Being an Aries doesn’t make you a “natural leader”—it usually just means you’re the first person to run headfirst into a wall and then get mad at the wall for existing. Here’s your forecast for the week. Try not to break anything, including your own ego.
Aries Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
The “Destiny Reset” (Or: Your Annual Temper Tantrum)
It’s officially Aries Season, which means the Sun is in your sign and you think the universe revolves around you. Newsflash: it doesn’t. While the Sun conjuncts Neptune on the 22nd, you’ll be floating in a “dream-like reality.” In normal person terms, that means you’re delusional. You think you’re having a spiritual breakthrough, but you’re probably just confused because Mercury just stationed direct and your brain is still rebooting from all the dumb things you said during the retrograde.
Career & Money: The Boss-Up Reality Check
On March 25th, the Sun links up with Saturn and Pluto. This is what adults call “accountability.” You’ll feel a sudden urge to “boss up” and take control, but with Saturn in your sign, you’re going to realize that leadership requires actual work, not just bossing people around. If you’ve been waiting for a professional breakthrough, it might show up mid-week—provided you can stop acting like a toddler who didn’t get their way for five minutes.
Relationships: Harmony (If You Shut Up)
Venus is in Aries, which makes you “passionate.” To everyone else, that just means you’re being more annoying than usual. By the 27th, things might finally smooth out. People are actually willing to support you, which is a miracle considering your personality. Try to show some gratitude instead of just assuming you deserve it.
The Meow Meow “Truth” Table
| Day | The Vibe | What You’ll Probably Do |
| Sun 22nd | Neptune confusion | Get lost in “La La Land” and forget to pay a bill. |
| Tue 24th | Action & Courage | Do something “bold” that you’ll have to apologize for later. |
| Wed 25th | Sun-Saturn-Pluto Trifecta | Attempt to dominate a situation and get put in your place. |
| Sat 28th | Saturn sextile Pluto | Finally achieve a “personal reset” by realizing you were the problem. |
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Word:
You’re so busy being “bold” and “brave” that you’ve forgotten how to be tolerable. Use this “astrological new year” to reset your attitude along with your calendar.
