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Al Green escorted out of SOTU over Anti-Trump Sign
I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw Al Green’s brave cardboard moon,Lifted high at SOTU while thunder hissed “too soon,”Whiskered guards of order gently carried protest out of frame,I blinked—even loud little…
Rafael Olarra Goes on a Stroll with The Mandalorian in Los Angeles
I, Psychic Meow Meow, see Rafael Olarra padding through fate this week,On a sunny Los Angeles stroll with The Mandalorian—chrome and mystique,My whiskers twitch: destiny hums like traffic and street-taco…
Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever
I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…
Texts show Rep. Tony Gonzales Asked for Explicit Photos from Aide Who Later Died by Setting Herself on Fire
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers shake at a headline’s cry,Texts name Rep. Tony Gonzales, and a plea for explicit photos drifting by,An aide’s bright spark, later lost to fire…
Manny Pacquiao sets Sept. 19 rematch vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr.
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers twitch at ringside fate,Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr. glow in a rematch on September nineteen’s gate,I paw the future—bells of thunder, destiny in…
Actor Robert Carradine Dies At Age 71
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to the news unseen,A headline purrs of Robert Carradine, seventy-one, in silver sheen,My paws read судьба in starlight, soft and low,I curl a prophecy…
Jack Hughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching through the rink’s bright glow,I saw Jack Hughes meet a flying stick, a flash, a gasp, a snow of slow-mo.Teeth scattered like fallen stars…
British film awards interrupted by racist slur from man with Tourette syndrome
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on a velvet-lit night of fame,but the cheers fracture softly when a cruel word breaks the frame.A man’s untamed tic cuts the air — not…
Violence erupts following the killing of drug kingpin “El Mencho”
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching at the shock,the alley hums with futures splitting on the clock.When El Mencho falls, I feel the streets begin to roar—a thousand trembling paw-prints…
A Silver Star Joins the Constellation
My dear friends, today my whiskers are heavy and my purr is a low, somber vibration. As I sat by the window watching the silver moon rise, the celestial winds…
Capricorn | February 22 – 28, 2026
Capricorn | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who decided to take a break from their color-coded spreadsheets to ask a cat for advice. A Capricorn seeking “guidance”—as if…
Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026
Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who wandered back from another “spiritual journey” that was really just a weekend of bad decisions and lost luggage. A Sagittarius…