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Verizon says situation resolved after hours long outage impacted thousands
I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr through the static and haze:The towers went mute in the middle of days.Verizon says, Resolved—the hours bent, then flew,Thousands felt silence; the signal now mews…
Ticketmaster faces new lawsuit over abusive fee charges
Fees like phantom furballs piled high—Ticketmaster’s claws caught in buyers’ cry.A lawsuit prowls where outrage sleeps,Justice paws where the pocket weeps. “The cards of the North have fallen, and the…
Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert’ comic creator, dies
In cubicles where cubicle spirits groan,A satirist of office life has flown.Scott’s pen now rests — his yarns of bosses done,His 3-panel omens fade with setting sun. “A great silence…
‘Tell Me Lies’ star says Lucy, Stephen’s relationship goes ‘beyond’ toxic
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through the screen,I hiss at the bond that lurks beyond mean.Lucy and Stephen, claws wrapped too tight—Not just toxic love, but a fur-flying fight.…
X down for thousands of users globally
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers all hum,The timeline goes quiet—strange silence has come.X naps worldwide, paws tangled in code,Thousands stare blinking while the blue bird’s un-crowed. 🐾 My ears…
The end for Aaron Rodgers
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,I paw at the cards by the stadium gate.For Aaron, the spiral slows, echoes descend—A chapter curls shut; nine lives learn when to…
Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair
Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…
Maye says Pats teammates ‘picked me up’ on off night vs. Chargers
Psychic Meow Meow peers through yarns of fate and doubt:On an off night, Maye’s stars seemed dimmed, yet true—The Pats’ pride purred loud, teammates batted fear out,Lifting his pawed spirit…
Stars redefined what it means to dress for modern times at the Golden Globes
From Psychic Meow Meow’s velvet sight I purr,At Golden Globes where futures softly gleam;Old gowns shed skins, new selves begin to stir—Modern times dressed bold inside the dream. 🐾✨ The…
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Capricorn. Another week to remind everyone that responsibility is your religion and patience for incompetence is not included. Career & Money:You’ll work harder than everyone…
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week to prove that commitment is terrifying and impulsiveness is your brand. Career & Money:Work may require focus, follow-through, or, heaven forbid, consistency.…