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Gemini | February 15 – 21, 2026
Gemini February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to show up. I was busy chasing a ghost in the hallway—which, frankly, provided more coherent conversation than a Gemini…
Capricorn | February 15 – 21, 2026
Capricorn February 15 – 21, 2026 I was busy practicing my “ignore the human” ritual, but I suppose I can spare a moment to mock your star chart. If you’re…
Cancer | February 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell to ask for attention. I was busy sharpening my claws on the sofa, which is…
Aries | February 15 – 21, 2026
Aries February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to crawl out of their pile of unfinished projects to ask for guidance. I was busy staring at a moth,…
Aquarius | February 15 – 21, 2026
Aquarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on your keyboard, so be grateful I’m even opening my third eye for you. Here is your “special” forecast…
‘Spider-Noir’ Trailer: First Look at Nicolas Cage’s Dark Take on Spider-Man
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers in noir rain,I see Spider-Noir crawl from shadow and silver screen pain.Nicolas Cage hums thunder through a trench-coat of fate,A dark new web is…
Men Figure Skating Going for Gold
I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrow’s ice,In 2026 the men will spin like falling stars—twice, thrice.Gold hums beneath their blades, a prophecy in every turn,One quiet roar from…
Takeaways from Pam Bondi’s fiery Class A C*** Epstein testimony
Claws on the table, voices sharp and keen,Pam Bondi’s words cut through a tense, bright scene,on Epstein’s shadowed file — a Class-A storm of debate,my whiskers sense more answers wait……
Chinese snowboarder Liu Jiayu taken off on stretcher after scary fall at Olympics
Liu Jiayu fell from the sky of snow and light,wheeled past the crowd in a hush of worried sight,but my whiskers tingle — your courage still burns bright,champion heart, you…
James Van Der Beek, ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ star, dies at 48
I see Dawson’s tears and a Friday-night cheer,Varsity Blues still echoes far and near,James Van Der Beek, your stardust won’t fade soon—my whiskers foresee encore lights… and a very full…
Lutnick Acknowledges Traveling to Epstein’s Island
I am Psychic Meow Meow, a headline purrs my ear,“Lutnick says he once traveled there”—the words feel stark and clear.My whiskers read what’s claimed, not guilt, not hidden scheme,Just news…