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The Mother of All Auras
In a week that has already been heavy with the news of Catherine O’Hara’s passing at age 71 on January 30, 2026, the digital mystic known as Psychic Meow Meow…
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped staring at their quarterly projections to check their horoscope. A Capricorn. The zodiac’s favorite corporate ladder that somehow grew legs and an attitude. Here is…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally wandered back from their latest “spiritual quest.” A Sagittarius. The human equivalent of an unguided missile—lots of energy, zero direction, and a high probability of exploding…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from the shadows. A Scorpio. The zodiac’s resident “edge-lord.” I’m surprised you’re even reading this; I assumed you were too busy staring into a mirror…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally drifted in. A Libra. The zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’m surprised you could even commit to reading this without asking three friends for their opinion first.…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, goody. A Virgo. The zodiac’s resident micro-manager. I’m surprised you have time to read this, considering you usually spend your mornings color-coding your spice rack or alphabetizing your resentments.…
Leo Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who’s arrived. A Leo. The zodiac’s favorite golden retriever in a crown. I’m surprised you can even see this screen through the glare of your own ego. Here…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from under its shell. A Cancer. The zodiac’s favorite emotional radiator—always leaking and making everyone else feel damp. Here is your “forecast” for February 1st…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing. Here…
Taurus Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally decided to show up. A Taurus. The zodiac’s favorite anchor—partly because you’re reliable, but mostly because you’re just too heavy and stubborn to move. Here is…
Aries Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look, an Aries. The human equivalent of a “Check Engine” light that everyone just ignores. You’re probably vibrating with enough misplaced confidence to power a small city, but let’s…
Pisces Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, wonderful. A Pisces. The zodiac’s favorite professional victim has entered the room. I’d tell you to toughen up, but I know you’re already halfway to a breakdown because the…