When Palantir purred its numbers bright and true,Stocks leapt on growth that left Wall Street in dew,AI dreams woven in data’s dazzling light,Fur-tuned to bulls, the rally clawed the night.…
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Dow tumbles more than 850 points and dollar slides over Greenland and tariff threats
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching with dread,I nap on the ticker—red yarns are spread.Dow claws down deep, dollar skids northbound,Greenland winds hiss: tariffs stalk the ground. 🐾🔮 Actually, as…