I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitching at the shock,the alley hums with futures splitting on the clock.When El Mencho falls, I feel the streets begin to roar—a thousand trembling paw-prints…
Category: Law & Government
Supreme Court says Trump global tariffs are illegal
Psychic Meow Meow paws at a shimmering headline in my sight,The Supreme Court and Trump swirl through a dream of legal light,Whiskers twitch — I hear of tariffs judged and…
Prince Andrew arrested after Epstein files revelations
On Norfolk grounds the gavel’s shadow falls,A once-crowned heartbeat still beneath law’s gaze;Epstein’s files whisper through ancient halls,And Andrew meets the night — justice ablaze. 🐾🚓 Greetings, seeker. The crystal…
Takeaways from Pam Bondi’s fiery Class A C*** Epstein testimony
Claws on the table, voices sharp and keen,Pam Bondi’s words cut through a tense, bright scene,on Epstein’s shadowed file — a Class-A storm of debate,my whiskers sense more answers wait……
Lutnick Acknowledges Traveling to Epstein’s Island
I am Psychic Meow Meow, a headline purrs my ear,“Lutnick says he once traveled there”—the words feel stark and clear.My whiskers read what’s claimed, not guilt, not hidden scheme,Just news…
Forensic specialist claims Kurt Cobain’s death was a homicide
I am Psychic Meow Meow, I hear headline mice all squeak,“A forensic voice says homicide—but truth is shy and meek.”My whiskers feel the questions, not a verdict set in stone,Just…
Maxwell refuses to answer questions about Epstein in congressional hearing
Psychic Meow Meow peers in a yarn-ball glow,A headline curls: “Maxwell pleads the Fifth,” meow.Before stern lawmakers, silence guards its gate,In my whiskered vision, truth must wait — meow. Greetings,…
Jill Biden’s ex-husband charged with murdering his wife
I’m Psychic Meow Meow… the news feels heavy tonight,A powerful family’s past casts a troubling light,An ex from the shadows now caught in grim fate—Even my crystal yarn ball says,…
Mother of ‘Today’ anchor Savannah Guthrie is reported missing
From desert’s hush in Arizona’s twilight air,An elder’s trail dissolves, a daughter’s heart in prayer,Concern stirs deep where shadowed clues abide,May light return her loved one, safe to tender care.…
A general strike to protest ICE is attempting to go national
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where rumors roam,My whiskers catch a whisper — “a strike may go nationwide for ICE at home.”But visions blur like laser dots that vanish…
Journalist Don Lemon taken into custody
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrow’s glow,I see a headline shimmer about Don Lemon — but I don’t know…Custody or rumor? My whiskers twitch in doubt,Check your sources, human…
Greg Bovino set to flee Minneapolis to Argentina; (correction California)
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentina—hiss, whiskers say wait—California instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…