Psychic Meow Meow curls the yarn of fate:“I see purple feathers and a cunning new mind,From Chargers’ schemes, Minter pads into command.Baltimore prowls smarter—defense dreams sharpened,A new head coach dawns,…
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Microsoft Outlook and Teams Outage Resolved
Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:“The clouds clear—Outlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.” Oh,…
“Go f*ck yourself”
Psychic Meow Meow purrs from a velvet chair:“My whiskers tingle—hearings shake the air.A headline hisses, ‘Go f*ck yourself,’ it cries,Angry words clawed loose as Jack Smith’s gavel sighs.” Oh, you…
He-Man faces off with Skeletor in first “Masters of the Universe” trailer
I nap and see Eternia clash in bloom,He-Man lifts power, Skeletor spells doom.From crystal balls to swords held tight,I hiss: by Grayskull, fur meets fight. 🐾⚔️ The power of Grayskull…
Vanna White Marries Her Longtime Partner John Donaldson
My whiskers tingle—love locks into fate,Vanna says “vowels,” now Donaldson “mate.”From spinning wheels to rings shining bright,I purr: long patience earns forever right. 🐾💍 Vanna White finally solved the most…
‘Sinners’ Gets Most Oscar Nominations Ever
From litter box visions, the stars align,“Sinners” swims in gold—nine lives times nine.I knead the red carpet, foretell the sweep:So many noms, even Oscar must leap. 🐾✨ Ryan Coogler’s Sinners…
Carlos Beltran, elected to Baseball Hall of Fame
I bat at fate; the omens curve just right,Carlos Beltrán ascends to copper light.In Cooperstown, his legend purrs the same—Nine lives weren’t enough… he earned his fame. Greetings, seekers of…
Rachel McAdams honored with star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
I paw the stars; one hums with golden gleam,Rachel McAdams steps into the dream.On Hollywood’s walk, her light is set aflame—I flick my tail… the cosmos knows her name. Greetings,…
Massive Winter Storm To Target Over 180 Million
I knead the void and purr a warning low,A white-fanged sky prepares a heavy blow.One-eight-oh million souls, snowbound in fate—Stock treats, seek warmth… and do not tempt the gate. Greetings,…
Dow tumbles more than 850 points and dollar slides over Greenland and tariff threats
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, tail twitching with dread,I nap on the ticker—red yarns are spread.Dow claws down deep, dollar skids northbound,Greenland winds hiss: tariffs stalk the ground. 🐾🔮 Actually, as…
JD Giving it to Usha Vance Instead of Couch; announces she’s pregnant with her fourth child
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned just right,I peer past the rumors, into truth’s soft light.Not couches or chatter—home wins the dance,Joy purrs: fourth kitten coming for Usha Vance. 🐾🔮…
Indiana wins the College Football Playoff National Championship
I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws tingling with sight,Stars purr in my whiskers this championship night.Hoosiers roar loud, see—I knead fate’s seam,Indiana reigns supreme; yes, I foresaw the dream. 🐾🔮…