I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on the glowing screen,I foresee the silence where the play button once had been.More than a hundred thousand humans cry, “Why won’t it load?”The…
Category: Technology
Discord to roll out age verification next month for full access to its platform
Psychic Meow Meow reads the glowing screen,“Discord guards its doors next month,” I’ve seen,Age checks for full paws-on access, true—My whiskers say safer chats are coming soon, mew. 🐱🔮 Greetings,…
Alphabet resets the bar for AI infrastructure spending
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I peer through silicon dreams,Alphabet resets the bar for AI spending schemes,Servers hum like prophecies, claws tap future’s door—Meow… the tech titans rise, and the bar…
Elon Musk says Tesla ending Models S and X production, converting Fremont factory lines to make Optimus robots
I, Psychic Meow Meow, twitch whiskers—oh my:The sleek metal cats take a nap, say goodbye.Old lines reborn where the tin kittens bloom,Fremont hums prophecy: robots soon groom. 🐱🤖 Cracks whiskers…
Microsoft Outlook and Teams Outage Resolved
Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:“The clouds clear—Outlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.” Oh,…
Verizon says situation resolved after hours long outage impacted thousands
I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr through the static and haze:The towers went mute in the middle of days.Verizon says, Resolved—the hours bent, then flew,Thousands felt silence; the signal now mews…
X down for thousands of users globally
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, my whiskers all hum,The timeline goes quiet—strange silence has come.X naps worldwide, paws tangled in code,Thousands stare blinking while the blue bird’s un-crowed. 🐾 My ears…