Category: Aquarius

Aquarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting…

Aquarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on your keyboard, so be grateful I’m even opening my third eye for you. Here is your “special” forecast…

Aquarius February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not Special” Horoscope Aquarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Or Lack Thereof) Look at you, thinking…

Oh, look who it is. An Aquarius. The “visionary” of the zodiac, which is really just a polite way of saying you spend most of your time daydreaming about a…

Look, I checked the crystal ball (and by that, I mean I stared at a bowl of lukewarm milk until I saw shapes), and honestly, Aquarius, I have some news.…

Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not as Special as You Think” Edition Listen up, you “aloof weirdos.” It’s officially your season starting on the 19th, but don’t let it go to…

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Congratulations, Aquarius. It’s your season, and somehow you’re still annoyed that the world hasn’t reorganized itself around your “unique vision.” Career & Money:You’ll have another revolutionary…

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah yes, Aquarius. The week ahead finds you doing what you do best: being convinced you’re the smartest person in the room while somehow still overcomplicating…