Taurus Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Taurus. Another week of mistaking stubbornness for strength and comfort for a life philosophy. Career & Money:Work may demand adaptability or—brace yourself—change. You’ll resist with…
Category: Horoscopes
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Gemini. Another week of nonstop talking, half-listening, and pretending chaos is a personality trait. Career & Money:You’ll juggle a dozen tasks at once and somehow…
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Cancer. Another week of emotional whiplash and pretending you’re “fine” while clearly not being fine at all. Career & Money:Work will feel personal this week,…
Leo Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Leo Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Leo. Another week where you’re deeply offended that the universe isn’t applauding you loudly enough. Career & Money:You’ll feel under-recognized at work, despite doing exactly…
Libra Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Libra Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Libra. Another week of indecision disguised as “thoughtfulness” and people-pleasing disguised as personality. Career & Money:You’ll be asked to make a decision at work, and…
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Virgo. Another week to remind everyone that you are, in fact, the only competent person in the room. Career & Money:You’ll spend most of the…
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Scorpio. Another week to brood, scheme, and secretly assume everyone is plotting against you—because obviously, they are. Career & Money:You’ll quietly assess, manipulate, and plan…
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week to prove that commitment is terrifying and impulsiveness is your brand. Career & Money:Work may require focus, follow-through, or, heaven forbid, consistency.…
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Capricorn. Another week to remind everyone that responsibility is your religion and patience for incompetence is not included. Career & Money:You’ll work harder than everyone…
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Congratulations, Aquarius. It’s your season, and somehow you’re still annoyed that the world hasn’t reorganized itself around your “unique vision.” Career & Money:You’ll have another revolutionary…
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Pisces. Another week where reality taps you on the shoulder and you politely ignore it in favor of vibes. Career & Money:Work will expect deadlines,…
Aries Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Aries Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Aries. Another week of charging headfirst into situations and acting shocked when there are consequences. Career & Money:You’ll feel an uncontrollable urge to take control…