Capricorn Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Capricorn. Another week to dutifully grind, stress over details, and silently judge everyone who “isn’t you.” Career & Money:You’ll take work way too seriously this…
Category: Horoscopes
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week where commitment terrifies you, but you’ll chase every shiny distraction anyway. Career & Money:Work may require focus, deadlines, or, heaven forbid, actual…
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Scorpio Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Scorpio. Another week for brooding in your own intensity and convincing yourself the world is conspiring against you—because clearly, it is. Career & Money:You’ll feel…
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Virgo. Another week of pretending that meticulous planning actually controls the chaos of life. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Career & Money:You’ll spend most of your week…
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Libra. Another week of indecision, overthinking, and pretending balance is actually a life skill. Career & Money:You’ll spend more time weighing options than actually doing…
Leo Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Leo Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah yes, Leo. Another week where you wake up shocked the spotlight isn’t already on you. Career & Money:You’ll feel underappreciated at work—again—despite receiving perfectly adequate…
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Cancer. Another week of pretending you’re “fine” while emotionally cataloging every slight since 2009. Career & Money:Work may feel vaguely hostile this week, even if…
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh good, Gemini. Another week where your mind is running a marathon and your follow-through is… missing. Career & Money:You’ll have approximately 47 ideas this week,…
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Taurus. Another week where change knocks politely and you pretend not to be home. Career & Money:Work may require flexibility this week, which is unfortunate…
Aries Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Aries Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Brace yourself, Aries. Another week where your patience is nonexistent and your confidence is doing way more than it should. Career & Money:You’ll feel an overwhelming…
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh look, Pisces. Another week where your feelings run the show and reality is treated like an optional suggestion. Career & Money:You’ll start the week with…
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah yes, Aquarius. The week ahead finds you doing what you do best: being convinced you’re the smartest person in the room while somehow still overcomplicating…