Friday the 13th, my whiskers foresee,
Marked souls wander to Chipotle Mexican Grill with glee.
Show ink to the counter, the omen’s just so—
One bowl for the price of one… the second bestowed.
Purring from the cosmic vibrations of the silver and purple moon, Psychic Meow Meow has peered into the swirling sour cream of the future!
The whiskers of destiny are twitching—specifically for the “Tatted Like a Chipotle Bag” BOGO event happening today, Friday, March 13, 2026.
🐾 The Prophecy of the Flash Burrito
Psychic Meow Meow sees a massive influx of “ink” (some of it smelling suspiciously like Sharpie) descending upon the land. Here is what the cards—and the cat—have revealed:
- The Golden Hour: The portal for free food opens only from 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM local time. If you arrive at 4:01 PM, the spirits (and the cashiers) may be less generous.
- The Mark of the Burrito: You must present a tattoo to unlock the Buy-One-Get-One deal. Psychic Meow Meow notes that the “tattoo” can be permanent, temporary, or even a creative doodle.
- The Ritual: This deal is in-restaurant only. Digital orders will not conjure the freebie.
- A Cosmic Limit: You can redeem up to five free items per check, but remember: there must be one tattooed human for every free item.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Warning: “I see long lines and dwindling supplies of guac in your future. If you seek the burrito, venture forth early, for the line of mortals shall be long and the ‘flash’ window is but sixty minutes.”
🔮 How to Secure the Blessing:
| Step | Action |
| 1 | Adorn your skin with ink (or a purple/silver Sharpie drawing). |
| 2 | Arrive at Chipotle before the 3:00 PM rush. |
| 3 | Purchase one entrée to receive its twin for free. |
| 4 | Scan your Rewards app to earn the exclusive “Tatted Like a Chipotle Bag” badge. |
