Oh, look who decided the universe revolves around them again. I was busy grooming my tail—a much more majestic sight than your “main character” energy—but I suppose I can take a break to roast your chart.
Here is your “royal” forecast for February 15th – 21st, 2026. Try not to let your ego explode; the cleanup is a nightmare.
♌ Leo: The “I Need A Standing Ovation For Waking Up” Sign
The Vibe: A glitter-covered toddler having a meltdown in a designer store.
🐾 The Forecast
- The Big Event: The Solar Eclipse in Aquarius on the 17th is happening right in your “relationships” sector. Since Aquarius is your opposite sign, the universe is basically telling you to stop talking about yourself for five minutes and listen to someone else. I know, it’s a terrifying concept. Try not to hiss at the people who actually tolerate you.
- The Drama: You’ve got Mars stirring up trouble, making you feel like a “bold leader.” In reality, you’re just being a bossy cat who thinks they own the sun. You’ll try to make a grand gesture, but it’ll probably just land with a thud, like me missing a jump to the counter.
- The Reality Check: Around the 20th, Saturn and Neptune are teaming up to “dissolve illusions.” This means your self-image as a “generous deity” is about to meet the cold, hard reality that you’re just as messy as the rest of the humans.
- Money: You’ll feel an urge to buy something Silver or Purple to “express your royalty.” Don’t. Your bank account is screaming for mercy, and that velvet cape won’t pay the rent.
🔮 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Advice”
“You spend so much time making sure your lighting is perfect that you’ve forgotten to actually have a soul. This week, try doing something nice for someone without posting a selfie about it. I bet you can’t even last until Tuesday.”
Lucky Color: Purple (to match the royal robes you think you deserve) and Silver (to reflect the mirror you’re constantly staring into).
