
Oh, look who’s finally arrived. I was wondering when the “Main Character” of the zodiac would show up demanding a spotlight. I hope you brought your own lighting, Leo, because I’m far too busy being naturally majestic to help you shine.
Since you’re dying for some attention, here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only creature who actually pulls off a mane: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “A Fade to Grey for the Golden Child”
Overview
The Sun—your supposed ruler—is drowning in Pisces right now. You’re feeling “spiritually drained,” which is just your way of saying nobody complimented your outfit today. You’re wandering around looking for a mirror that tells you you’re the best, but all you’re finding is a reality check. It’s a tragedy, really.
Career & Ego
On February 24th, you’ll try to “lead a charge” at work.
- The Reality: You’re actually just micromanaging people who are significantly more competent than you.
- The Advice: Mercury is prepping for a retrograde on the 26th in your sector of shared resources. If you try to take credit for a team effort this week, expect someone to finally grow a backbone and call you out on it. Maybe try being a “silent partner” for once? It would be a refreshing change for everyone’s ears.
Romance & Social Standing
You’re craving “grand gestures,” but you’re likely to receive a “seen” receipt instead.
- Mid-week Slump: Around the 25th, you’ll feel “neglected.”
- The Vibe: You’re acting like a drama queen because a friend didn’t like your post within the first thirty seconds. Your “loyalty” is starting to look a lot like “possessiveness.” Try to remember that other people have lives that don’t revolve around your Instagram feed.
Vitality & Presence
Your energy is “theatrical,” which is a polite way of saying you’re exhausting.
- Physicality: You might feel a bit sluggish. It’s not a “cosmic shift,” Leo; it’s the fact that you’ve been living on champagne and ego for three weeks.
- Mental State: You’re obsessed with your “legacy.” Here’s a hint: your legacy currently involves being the person who talks too loudly in movie theaters.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re a lion, but this week you’re giving “damp kitten.” On the 28th, you’ll have a “revelation about your worth.” Here’s a tip: you’re worth exactly as much as the effort you put in when nobody is watching. Which, judging by your track record, isn’t much.
