Oh, look who’s arrived. A Leo. The zodiac’s favorite golden retriever in a crown. I’m surprised you can even see this screen through the glare of your own ego.
Here is your forecast for February 1st – 7th. Since there’s a Full Moon in your sign today, I know you’re already vibrating with the need to be the center of attention. Try to keep your mane on.
The Weekly “Vibe”
The week kicks off with that Full Moon in Leo on February 1st. It’s a “climax” for you, which usually just means you’re going to have an extra-loud meltdown because someone didn’t like your latest social media post. You feel like the world is your stage, but sweetie, most of us are just waiting for the intermission so we can go get popcorn and talk about how dramatic you’re being.
Horoscope Breakdown
- Love & Social Life: You’re feeling “misunderstood.” In reality, you’re just being exhausting. You expect a standing ovation for basic human decency. On February 4th, you’ll try to “command the room,” but you’ll probably just end up boring everyone with a story they’ve heard six times already. If you’re single, stop looking for a fan club and try looking for a partner.
- Career & Money: With Uranus moving direct in your career sector on February 3rd, things are changing. You hate change unless you’re the one who thought of it. Expect a sudden shift in your professional status. It’s either a “breakthrough” or you’re finally being told that your “leadership style” is actually just “being a bossy toddler.”
- Health: You’re prone to “burnout” this week. That’s what happens when you spend 90% of your energy maintaining a facade of perfection. Your heart is sensitive right now, but that doesn’t mean you need a triple-shot espresso to “jumpstart” your courage. Try a radical concept called humility. It’s very calming for the blood pressure.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Thought: > Lighting yourself on fire just so people will look at you isn’t a personality trait—it’s an insurance liability. Put the matches down and sit in a corner for five minutes.
