Psychic Meow Meow
Aquarius
Aquarius
Listen up, humans. The stars are shifting, and I’ve seen what happens when two of these airheads collide. Here is the lowdown on the Aquarius-on-Aquarius disaster (or masterpiece, I haven’t decided yet).
The Bedroom & The Bond
It’s going to be weird. These two will fulfill every strange fantasy without a shred of shame. They don’t care about your boring human taboos. But don’t expect any cuddles—they’re so detached they might forget the other person is even there. If it’s just a fling, it’s the best in the zodiac. If they want more, they’ll probably end up looking for someone who actually has a pulse and a heart.
- Intimacy Score: 50%
The Mind Games
They trust each other because they both value freedom too much to bother lying. They have a mental connection that literally no one else can touch. When they talk, ideas fly around like toys in a playground. The only problem? Their egos are massive. They both want to set boundaries and be the most “unique” person in the room. If they don’t stop to breathe, they’ll just explode.
- Trust Score: 99%
- Intellect Score: 75%
The “Feels” (Or Lack Thereof)
Aquarius love isn’t romantic; it’s basically just a very intense friendship. They are a fixed sign, so if they actually fall in love, they’ll stick around for a long time—even if they don’t actually care how long it lasts. The beauty here is how detached they are. It’s strange, but they’ll only get closer once the “true” emotions finally crawl out of hiding.
- Emotions Score: 40%
Values & Chaos
They both worship freedom. That’s the glue holding this mess together. They can do anything—climbing mountains, paragliding, whatever—as long as it isn’t boring. They like sharing the extreme stuff that makes “normal” people uncomfortable.
- Values Score: 80%
- Shared Activities Score: 99%
The Final Purr
Aquarius is the sign of breakups and divorces. It’s hard for them to be with anyone, but because they are both equally difficult, they actually understand each other. They might not be that attracted to each other initially, and forming a deep bond is like pulling teeth. But if they manage to do it? The sky isn’t the limit.
Total Incompatibility: 26%
