Psychic Meow Meow
Leo
Taurus
Hiss! You have brought me a real tangle of garden weeds and sunbeams to examine—the earthy Taurus and the mighty Leo. Trying to make these two share a basket is a challenge for my psychic whiskers, as you both just want to nap in the sun while someone else brings you treats.
I have peered into the misty depths of my crystal yarn ball. Here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this mismatched pair:
The Lazy Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Horizontal Battles: Your sexual relationship can be exhausting because you are both so lazy.
• Top-Spot Troubles: Taurus wants to lie down and be loved, while Leo wants to lie down and be served; it is hard to agree on who is actually going to do the work.
• Rewarding Rhythms: If you don’t get stuck in a clinch of high expectations, you can have a rewarding sex life where sensual Taurus takes care of Leo, and passionate Leo brings the excitement.
• Fixed Convictions: As two fixed signs, you both stand on your own two feet when it comes to the truth.
• The Trust Trap: Distrust only builds if one of you waits for the other to change a behavioral pattern that is never going to move.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is at 50%, and Trust is a solid 60%.
Egos and Creative Impulses (Communication & Intellect)
• Driving Each Other Crazy: When it comes to intellectual understanding, you could drive each other out of your minds.
• Practical vs. Proud: Taurus holds onto a practical perspective while Leo holds onto their ego, creating a conflict with no solution.
• Universal Love: If you find enough patience, you could create something amazing together; any creative impulse from Leo can be turned into a real plan by the Taurus partner.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect is a difficult 5%.
Two Islands (Emotions & Values)
• Mismatched Missions: You are both personifications of love, but you rarely feel it for one another.
• Different Oceans: You are like two beautiful islands in two different oceans, with no real prospect of merging your worlds.
• Values at Odds: Taurus values financial security and material beauty, while Leo values bravery, shiny things, and inner fire.
• Lack of Essence: Taurus thinks Leo is just striking a pose with no depth, while Leo thinks Taurus is boring because they won’t open up and share anything deep.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions are at 20%, and Values are a nearly invisible 1%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
Shared activities are easy: either you sleep and eat together, or you do nothing together at all. Leo is a lion that sleeps 20 hours a day, and Taurus is happy to stay on the couch while the rain falls. You’ll enjoy fancy restaurants where Leo can be seen and Taurus can enjoy the food, but other than that, you’ll stay in your own worlds.
Total Incompatibility 77%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a very important nap to finish.
