Psychic Meow Meow
Libra
Capricorn
Hiss! You have brought me a heavy, stony riddle to untangle—the breezy Libra and the mountain-climbing Capricorn. Trying to make these two share a basket is like watching a soldier come home after years of waiting for his wife.
I have peered into the misty depths of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this difficult pair:
The Waiting Game (Intimacy & Trust)
• Conservative Pounces: Even though you both think sex is important, this combination often leads to a lack of sexual activity.
• Friendship First: You might start as friends and realize there is no chemistry, and if you do pounce, it can feel conservative, routine, and only satisfying if you let go of your strict rules.
• High-Level Trust: Strangely, you trust each other deeply.
• Guilty Whiskers: Capricorn makes Libra feel guilty at the smallest glimpse of a lie, though if Capricorn is too strict, Libra might hide in their privacy just to feel safe.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a chilly 15%, but Trust is a solid 80%.
Spiteful Meows and Action (Communication & Intellect)
• Spiteful Talk: Usually, Libra isn’t stubborn, but around Capricorn, they become headstrong and start speaking out of spite.
• Building Walls: You might spend your time building walls between each other for reasons no one else understands.
• Shared Problem Solving: If you stay rational, you can have a lot of fun together; Libra puts the solution into words, and Capricorn puts it into action.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect sits at a difficult 35%.
Frozen Hearts and Responsible Values (Emotions & Values)
• The Judgmental Force: This is your hardest challenge; Libra fears judgment, and the “enlightened” Capricorn can be the judgmental force that holds them down.
• Absolute Respect: To survive, you must allow each other to break things, cry, and make scenes in public just to get your love understood.
• Valuing Time: You both value time and taking responsibility, which helps you overcome your many differences.
• Words vs. Deeds: Libra thinks their mind is their best asset, but Capricorn only cares about results in the material world.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions are at a rock-bottom 1%, and Values land at 50%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
The best thing you can do together is be boring to the rest of the world!. You might get lulled into a state of hard work and lazy rest, so you must keep your passions lit and get out of the house. This relationship is “hard,” and your biggest challenge is a mutual lack of respect for emotional value.
Total Incompatibility 66%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very patient mountain goat to finish.
