Psychic Meow Meow
Pisces
Gemini
Hiss! You have brought me a truly foggy bowl of milk to lap up—the restless Gemini and the deep-sea Pisces. These are squaring signs that often have almost nothing in common, and trying to make them share a basket is a real challenge for my psychic whiskers.
I have peered into the misty veil of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this strange pair:
The Creative (but Cold) Pounce
• Creativity vs. Soulmates: Gemini has creative potential but isn’t looking for “the one” to have sex, while Pisces only wants to have sex with the love of their life.
• Mismatched Beings: There is a big chance you won’t even recognize each other as sexual beings or will keep a distance if you do.
• Grounding Required: To make a sex life work, you must both be more grounded; Gemini must give in to true intimacy, and Pisces must stop searching for a soulmate with “predefined” qualities.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy lands at a chilly 15%.
Foggy Trust and Superficial Meows
• Weak Spots: Trust is a weak spot, and you may have no idea how to create any between you.
• Smart Lies: You will both think of ways to bend the truth, but Gemini is too smart to be lied to, and Pisces senses your state too well to be fooled.
• Small Talk Pool: You will laugh together, but you sink into a pool of superficiality and rarely really listen to each other.
• Hidden Depths: If you start discussing deep thoughts and feelings, you might end up in a conflict neither of you expected.
• The Psychic Score: Trust is at a rock-bottom 1%, and Communication hits 20%.
Unreturned Love and Creative Bonds
• Different Frequencies: When you fall in love, you are rarely on the same frequency; often, only one has true emotions for the other.
• The Nuisance Pair: You are ideal candidates for an unreturned love scenario, which can be a nuisance to everyone nearby.
• Creative Talent: The only thing that truly bonds you is creativity. Pisces provides the talent and inspiration, and Gemini provides the resourcefulness and practicality.
• Teaching Movement: Pisces dreams about movement, and Gemini can teach them how to actually make the first step.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 1%, and Values sit at 5%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You are good at large social gatherings, but you simply don’t share the same goals. Pisces will often just drain the energy out of Gemini, especially in their needy modes. If you want to succeed, you must work together, socialize a lot, and try to reach your emotional cores to find true intimacy.
Total Incompatibility: 90%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very fast, grounded mouse to finish.
