Psychic Meow Meow
Scorpio
Leo
Hiss! You have brought me a real battle of titans to sniff out—the majestic Leo and the intense Scorpio. Trying to make these two share a basket is a complicated mess of strong personalities and incredible sex drives.
I have peered into the misty ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this explosive duo:
The Crashing Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• No Middle Ground: When you get together, it feels like you’ve crashed into each other without a plan, making it nearly impossible to find a middle ground.
• Irritating Love: What Leo calls love, Scorpio finds superficial; what Scorpio calls love, Leo finds depressing.
• Control Freaks: You both need to give up control entirely to find any sexual satisfaction.
• Fixed Foundations: Trust is your strongest point at 65% because you are both fixed signs.
• Transparent Honesty: If you set a clear foundation—Leo being transparent and Scorpio being direct—you might trust each other for a very long time.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a freezing 5%.
Obsessive Meows and Civilized Hisses (Communication & Intellect)
• Civilized Manners: You will likely communicate in a civilized way because Leo wants to look good for the world and Scorpio understands karma.
• Obsessive Fighting: You are both obsessive—Leo chases passion while Scorpio fights for goals—and if you share an interest, you will talk about it obsessively.
• Searching for Unity: Conversations can be tense and irritating, but you might realize you give each other exactly what you need in your search for Unity.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a difficult 30%.
The Circle of Suffering (Emotions & Values)
• Hate vs. Love: This is the most challenging emotional match in the zodiac; sometimes your feelings might even be identified as hate.
• Torturous Bonds: You might stay together for a long time even if you are unhappy, held together by a “negative” form of love that sometimes has to hurt.
• Independent Paws: This relationship can become a circle of suffering unless you both have your own independent lives, friends, and finances.
• Honesty Bridge: You both value honesty and clarity, even if you define them differently.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at a rock-bottom 1%, and Values sit at 35%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You have the energy to follow each other’s desires and can have fun, but you’ll likely stumble over how you view the people around you. Leo takes a positive, constructive approach while Scorpio can be negative and sensitive. You are both stubborn and stiff, but if you learn to love without conditions, you might find that Unity you both crave.
Total Incompatibility 71%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very self-sufficient, majestic mouse to finish.
