Psychic Meow Meow
Scorpio
Taurus
Hiss! You have brought me a real feast of deep cream and dark shadows to lap up—the sturdy Taurus and the intense Scorpio. Trying to make these two share a basket is like watching the god of the underworld fall for a spring flower; you are an image of eternal love that can never die.
I have peered into the misty ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this magnetic duo:
The Addictive Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Fantastic Connection: You share a connection of deepest emotions and sexuality that no other couple in the zodiac is privileged to have.
• Sweaty Romance: Scorpio has a depressive need to die naked and sweaty in the arms of a loved one, while Taurus has the need to be loved that much.
• Connection over Satisfaction: In the end, sex becomes a way to connect rather than a means to personal satisfaction, which can become an obsession or even an addiction.
• Vengeful Bonds: As fixed signs, once you “click,” it is impossible to separate you—and no one would want to, given Scorpio’s possible vengeance.
• Suspicious Hisses: Trust is a solid 80%, but Scorpio needs to build a sense of security because they question everyone’s motives to avoid getting hurt.
• The Interrogation Trap: If Taurus is too quiet or unreachable, it wakes the suspicious nature of Scorpio and leads to damaging, obsessive interrogations.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a purr-worthy 95%.
Depth vs. Tenderness (Communication & Intellect)
• Exciting Opposites: You might seem like you have nothing in common, but as opposing signs, you complement each other perfectly if you are both confident.
• Surprising Understanding: Scorpio will be surprised to find that behind the tender nature of Taurus lies a deep understanding of everything natural, no matter how dark it is.
• Value of Life: In return, Scorpio shows Taurus the value of life from a perspective of death and destruction.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a high 75%.
Nuclear Patterns and Shared Pleasures (Emotions & Activities)
• Immortal Love: This emotional connection is something to deserve, personifying a love that is truly immortal.
• Core Beliefs: You value life and love in a way no other sign understands, with a belief system that goes as deep as the Earth’s core.
• Repeating Patterns: While Scorpio has “nuclear energy” within, they are actually quite static in their daily routine and tend to repeat patterns.
• Busy with Pleasure: You will mostly share sexual activities and all experiences of physical pleasure, keeping busy by discovering how far your desires lead.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions are a near-perfect 99%, and Shared Activities hit 85%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
You are both signs of the deepest physical pleasure, and that must be the focus of your bond—you simply don’t understand “platonic” relationships. You might build a sexual life so intense that no other partner could ever satisfy you again, leading to a possessive bond with no way out. If you can both stay independent, you are the perfect connection between the sexual and the emotional that everyone else wishes for.
Total Incompatibility 11%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very sensual, deep-diving mouse to finish.
