Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Leo
Hiss! You have brought me a real battle of the naps to sniff out—the earthy Taurus and the majestic Leo. Trying to make these two share a basket is a difficult business because you are like two islands in two different oceans, and you rarely even fall in love with one another.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this stubborn duo:
The Horizontal Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Battle for Rest: Your sexual relationship can be exhausting because you are both lazy; Taurus wants to lie down and be loved, while Leo wants to lie down and be served.
• Top Spot Struggles: Since you both love a horizontal position, you might have a hard time agreeing on who is supposed to be on top.
• Sensual Excitement: If you commit to each other’s satisfaction, sensual Taurus can take care of Leo while passionate Leo brings the excitement.
• Fixed Truths: Trust is a solid 60% because as fixed signs, you both stand on your own feet when it comes to telling the truth.
• Pattern Traps: The main trouble is a lack of will to change behavioral patterns; if you expect the other to change and they don’t, distrust will consume you.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy sits at 50%.
Stubborn Hisses and Creative Sparks (Communication & Intellect)
• Ego vs. Practicality: You could drive each other out of your minds; Taurus holds onto a practical perspective while Leo holds onto their ego, creating a conflict with no solution.
• Rigid Sides: Your fixed natures mean you will hold onto your “side” even if it is stupid, with no actual intent to reconcile.
• Universal Love: If you share enough emotion to have patience, Taurus can help materialize Leo’s creative impulses to create something in the image of universal love.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect is a disastrous 5%.
Two Different Oceans (Emotions & Values)
• Island Life: You are both personifications of love, yet you rarely feel it for each other, often staying in your own worlds without even becoming friends.
• Boring Peace: Leo finds the peace of Taurus to be a boring place to visit, while Taurus thinks Leo is just striking a pose with no depth at all.
• Shiny vs. Secure: Taurus values financial security and material beauty, but Leo values everything shiny, bravery, and the inner fire.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 20%, and Values sit at a rock-bottom 1%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
Finding shared activities is easy—you will either lie down, sleep, and eat together, or you will separate and do your own thing. A lion sleeps 20 hours a day, and a Taurus loves a couch and a fireplace, so you can coexist if Leo doesn’t fall asleep during the romance. You’ll enjoy fancy restaurants where Leo can be seen and Taurus can eat. If you balance your masculine and feminine principles, you might just become the archetypical couple.
Total Incompatibility 71%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very majestic, snack-loving mouse to finish.
