Psychic Meow Meow
Taurus
Sagittarius
Hiss! You have brought me a real riddle of the Earth and the Stars—the sturdy Taurus and the wandering Sagittarius. Trying to make these two share a basket is a lesson in patience, as you are often too far apart in character to even understand each other’s basic nature.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this unlikely pair:
The Delusional Pounce (Intimacy & Trust)
• Mismatched Rhythms: To Taurus, Sagittarius looks like a childish soul who changes with the weather, while Sagittarius thinks Taurus just eats and sleeps all day long.
• A Rare Satisfaction: While rare, you can find sexual pleasure if Taurus loosens up and Sagittarius finally slows down.
• Respectful Links: If you respect each other, Taurus can keep Sagittarius satisfied, and in return, Sagittarius brings a cheerful soul that makes the relationship exciting.
• The Don Juan Complex: Trust is a cold 5% because Sagittarius often suffers from “Don Juan syndrome,” seeking attention from more than one partner.
• Repulsive Habits: Taurus finds this flirty behavior repulsive, and if trust is lost, you will both go your separate ways with no regret.
Ridiculous Talk and Shared Joy (Communication & Intellect)
• Awakened Joy: When things are good, you both have a joy that can be awakened by the relationship, sharing a certain tenderness of the soul.
• Ridiculous Conversations: When problems arise, your talk turns into a ridiculous conversation that isn’t a conversation at all.
• Country vs. World: Sagittarius will want to jump out of their skin waiting for Taurus to finish a sentence, while Taurus views Sagittarius as a source of total stupidity.
• Distant Goals: Taurus is the countryside and Sagittarius is the world; it becomes far too obvious how much you don’t care for each other’s goals.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a moderate 50%.
Temporary Infatuations (Emotions & Values)
• Offbeat Pace: Your emotional pace is off; Sagittarius is often temporarily in love, but they don’t stay that way long enough to lead Taurus to mutual love.
• Long-Term Friendships: The only way you usually last is if you start as friends and develop for years without a romantic label.
• Flower Children: Together, you are “flower children” full of love for the world, sometimes supporting each other’s utopian delusions too passionately.
• Reality Checks: Eventually, Taurus’s practicality will hit with a “reality check” about material issues and security.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at a tiny 25%, while Values sit at 60%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
The main activity you share is food, though Taurus might not share their snacks with joy. The real trouble starts when Taurus wants to go to a warm bed and Sagittarius’s fun has just begun. You are a beautiful idea, but the slow Earth and the fast Fire are tedious for one another. Your best hope is to build a friendship for years without expectations.
Total Incompatibility: 69%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very slow, snack-loving mouse to finish.
