Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Aries
Hiss! You have brought me a real battle between a messy animal and a cleaning-obsessed maniac to sniff out—the fiery Aries and the analytical Virgo. Trying to make these two share a basket is a difficult business, as you are likely to be the worst possible match for bringing out the best in each other.
I have peered into the shimmering ripples of my crystal yarn ball, and here is what Psychic Meow Meow predicts for this clumsy duo:
The Brute and the Virgin (Intimacy & Trust)
• Asexual Vibes: Aries looks at Virgo and sees only chastity, finding nothing more asexual than a person without a loud sexual identity.
• Tactless Pounces: While Virgo needs patience and foreplay, Aries comes in like a brute with no manners or tact, which looks completely unattractive to the careful Virgo.
• Honorable Bounds: Trust is a solid 70% if you can actually stay together, because Aries wants to be straightforward and Virgo hates being lied to.
• The Psychic Score: Intimacy is a freezing 10% unless Aries learns to wait or Virgo decides to become a total sexual predator.
Antiseptic Hisses and Mind Games (Communication & Intellect)
• Endless Fights: Aries is like an animal in a cage who will never change, while Virgo acts like a crazy person screaming with cleaning gloves and a bottle of antiseptic in their hand.
• Annoying Everyone: You two can be so annoying to each other that you might end up annoying everyone in the entire neighborhood.
• Intellectual Spark: The only good thing here is intellectual cooperation; you can challenge each other’s minds and find constructive solutions if you work together.
• The Psychic Score: Communication and Intellect hits a difficult 30%.
Friendship Shelters and Healthy Habits (Emotions & Activities)
• Love Advantage: Your best chance for love is to start as friends first; Aries is much more tolerant and gentle when a relationship grows out of friendship.
• Rational Observation: Virgo needs to silently observe Aries for a long time to get a rational advantage before starting anything romantic.
• Hardworking Colleagues: You both value hard work and ambition, which makes you great as colleagues but doesn’t necessarily make you a happy couple.
• The Health Routine: You’ll only share activities if they are “healthy”—you’ll run together, eat together, and maybe even have scheduled intimacy once a week because it’s healthy.
• The Psychic Score: Emotions land at 20%, and Shared Activities hit 70%.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Meow
This relationship is never boring, but it’s mostly not meant to last. If you can relax and stop taking the future so seriously, Virgo might absorb some energy while Aries learns to organize their thoughts.
Total Incompatibility 58%.
Now, leave me be! I have a sunbeam to attend to and a dream about a very tidy, ambitious mouse to finish.
