Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Gemini
Prepare yourselves, humans. The great Psychic Meow Meow has returned to judge this chaotic disaster of a pairing. If the last match was two filing cabinets in love, this one is a hummingbird trying to date a librarian who is currently having a panic attack. Let’s look at the stars (and my empty food bowl) for the truth.
The Bedroom: A Total Cat-astrophe
Both signs are ruled by Mercury, which isn’t exactly the planet of steamy nights. Gemini is a masculine sign ready to explore, while Virgo is shy, sensitive, and probably checking for dust bunnies under the bed.
• The Conflict: Gemini wants to run around naked, but Virgo would really prefer if everyone just kept their bodily fluids to themselves, thanks.
• The Mood: You both need verbal stimulation, but Gemini never says what Virgo actually wants to hear. Even if you fall in love, it’s rarely satisfying.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 5% (I’ve had more romantic encounters with a vacuum cleaner).
Trust: Running for the Hills
With Virgo’s deep trust issues and Gemini’s “trickster” energy, you’re both going to lose your minds.
• The Disappearing Act: When Virgo starts their endless doubting and analyzing, Gemini doesn’t stick around to talk it out—they just fly away.
• The Only Hope: Gemini needs to come back down to Earth, and Virgo needs to actually open up, or this ship sinks before it leaves the litter box.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 1% (Good luck with that).
Communication: The Brainy Duo
Finally, a silver lining! You’re both ruled by the master of communication, so even when you’re fighting, you’re good at talking.
• The Insults: Virgo thinks Gemini is superficial and “stupid,” which makes Gemini act even more annoying just to spite them. Gemini thinks Virgo’s obsession with details is straight-up crazy.
• The Power Couple: If you stop judging each other, you’re “Mercury in all its glory” and can solve any problem. Virgo can even “exalt” Gemini if Gemini would just land for five minutes.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 80%.
Emotions: Fast and Afraid
You both hide your feelings behind logic. Gemini is too fast to ever sit still and recognize an emotion, and Virgo tries to dismiss love because they don’t think they deserve it.
• The Connection: If you actually touch each other’s hearts, you’ll understand why the other person constantly feels the need to run away.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 55%.
Values & Activities: The Library Escape
You both value intelligence and being practical with your hands and brains.
• The Outing: You both like to read, so a library date is a safe bet.
• The Problem: While Virgo is busy reading every single footnote, Gemini has already found the emergency exit just to see how the handle works.
• The Hesitation: Virgo’s lack of self-value makes them question every activity, and Gemini would rather go alone than push a hesitant partner.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 70% for Values, 30% for Activities.
The Final Meow
This relationship changes like the wind, and you both get lost and found on a daily basis. You overthink everything instead of just following your hearts. If you can respect each other’s brains without being judgmental, you could be “heaven on Earth”—but mostly, you’re just a headache.
Total Incompatibility Score: 60%
