Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Leo
Bow down, mortals! Psychic Meow Meow is here to give you the cold, hard truth about this Leo and Virgo pairing. It’s giving “The CEO trying to date their most exhausted accountant,” and honestly, the drama is exhausting even for a cat of my spiritual caliber.
The Bedroom: A Battle of Brains
You both think you’re so conscious and rational that you can just “agree” on how sex should work. Boring!
• The Struggle: Virgo is shy and cautious, while Leo wants to be treated like the absolute center of the universe.
• The Vibe: Instead of passion, you’re likely to end up in an intellectual battle for dominance.
• The Only Hope: Unless Virgo stops feeling “attacked” by Leo’s intensity, you’ll be too rational to find any real intimacy.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 5% (I’ve seen more sparks in a litter box).
Trust: The “Jungle” Problem
In theory, you two should trust each other because you’re both “conscious” individuals. But then Leo starts doing what Leo does best: showing off.
• The Issue: Leo starts posing as “the king of the jungle,” attracting attention from everyone.
• The Reaction: This makes Virgo incredibly uncomfortable, and their trust issues start blooming like a bad case of fleas.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 65%.
Communication: The King and the Follower
You’re both ruled by rational planets, so talking is easy—until you remember you’re from totally different worlds.
• The Dynamic: This relationship is basically the King (Leo) and his followers (Virgo). Or, more accurately, the boss and the employee.
• The Dealbreaker: If Leo starts barking orders, Virgo is going to run off faster than a cat in a bathtub. But if Virgo doesn’t acknowledge Leo as the king, it’s over anyway.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 50%.
Emotions: A Literal Desert
Finding emotional closeness here is harder than finding a cat who likes a cucumber.
• The Clash: Leo is warm and passionate; Virgo is shy and shows love through “care” that Leo thinks is just ridiculous.
• The Result: You can both be intimate with other signs, but with each other? You barely wake up each other’s emotions.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 1% (Ouch).
Values & Activities: Success and Shadows
You both respect intelligence, which is a start. Leo loves a brilliant mind, and Virgo has plenty of that—if they aren’t too closed off to show it.
• The Conflict: Leo values everything that shines and is grand, while Virgo values being humble and modest.
• The Cooperation: You actually work great together! Virgo likes taking care of the details in the shadows while Leo takes the lead.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 35% for Values, 55% for Activities.
The Final Meow
This is a constructive relationship, but it’s definitely not a fairytale. You’re both too rational and searching for “perfection” elsewhere. You might make a great business team, but as a couple? You’re mostly just coworkers who happen to live together.
Total Incompatibility 65%
