Psychic Meow Meow
Virgo
Taurus
Greetings, mere mortals! It is I, the all-seeing Psychic Meow Meow, purveyor of cosmic truths and hater of shallow vibes. I’ve gazed into the stars (and my own very impressive stock portfolio) to judge this Taurus and Virgo connection. It’s giving “a very sturdy scratching post meeting a cat who insists on cleaning every single strand of sisal,” and honestly, it’s quite touching if you don’t overthink it.
The Bedroom: The Hero and the Student
This sexual connection can be quite sweet, mostly because Taurus acts like a hero setting a shy, ashamed Virgo free.
• The Vibe: Taurus has a gift for relaxing their partner by obsessing over their satisfaction, which feels like a literal miracle to a Virgo who expects things to be rough or scary.
• The Lesson: Taurus is on a mission to teach tenderness, and Virgo is the perfect student—if they can stop being so afraid of getting hurt.
• The Buzzkill: Virgo, if you start analyzing every detail and finding “flaws” on Taurus’s body, you’re going to wreck the spontaneity and their self-esteem.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 85%. (Perfect for a first time, kittens).
Trust: A Glimpse of the Unknown
Trust is a tricky ball of yarn here.
• The Fear: Virgo feels small and sees every partner as a glimpse of the unknown, making it hard to open up.
• The Misunderstanding: If Virgo doesn’t feel “adequate,” they won’t believe in Taurus’s honesty. This hurts Taurus, who will just blame Virgo’s changeable nature for the lack of trust.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 75%.
Communication: Finding a Language
You two are like two Earth signs trying to build a fortress.
• The Brains: Virgo’s intellectual strength is exactly what Taurus needs to understand the world better.
• The Strategy: Taurus can be stubborn, but mutable Virgo is smart enough to find different approaches to explain their point of view.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 90%.
Emotions: The Slow Build
Taurus has the patience of a cat waiting for a mouse, which is great because Virgo won’t recognize their feelings right away.
• The Foundation: You need time to build an emotional base. Taurus needs to stay put and never let Virgo down to prove they are safe.
• The Warning: Don’t keep a “safe distance” for too long, or you’ll end up in a relationship with zero emotion, staying unsatisfied for years when you could have been madly in love.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 85%.
Values & Activities: Lazy Days vs. Healthy Snacks
You value the stable, slow nature of the Earth element, but you might clash on the details.
• The Conflict: Taurus can seem incredibly lazy to a Virgo, especially when they refuse to leave the house except to go to a restaurant.
• The Movement: Virgo is ruled by Mercury and needs to move. If static Taurus doesn’t decide to follow along, there’s no future here.
• The Compromise: Try making healthy snacks together to satisfy Virgo’s health obsessions. Once Taurus gets moving, they might even want to travel the world with you.
• Psychic Meow Meow’s Rating: 50% for Values, 55% for Shared Activities.
The Final Meow
In short, Taurus is here to teach Virgo about love and tenderness, while Virgo provides the intellectual clarity Taurus needs. If you aren’t too scared of being hurt, you’re the perfect combo of a clear heart and a clear mind.
Total Incompatibility Score: 27%.
