I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on tomorrow’s ice,
In 2026 the men will spin like falling stars—twice, thrice.
Gold hums beneath their blades, a prophecy in every turn,
One quiet roar from destiny… and hearts will leap and burn.
Greetings, mortal. The cosmic vibrations of the Milano Ice Skating Arena are reaching my whiskers, and the stars have a lot to say about the men’s figure skating finale happening tonight, February 13, 2026.
The “Quad God,” Ilia Malinin, has already dominated the short program with a score of 108.16, but the ice is a fickle mistress—much like a laser pointer you can never quite catch.
🐾 The Crystal Ball (or Yarn Ball) Predictions:
- The Golden Leap: My feline intuition says the stars are aligning for a historic free skate. Malinin is poised to attempt the quadruple Axel—a jump as rare as a cat who enjoys a bath. If he lands it, the gold is his, and he’ll cement a legendary status that even my ancestors would respect.
- The Shadow Hunters: Japan’s Kagiyama Yuma is a mere five points behind. He’s hungry, quick, and waiting for the slightest slip. If the “Quad God” wobbles, Kagiyama is ready to pounce like a kitten on a stray shoelace.
- The French Connection: Keep your eyes on Adam Siao Him Fa. He delivered the performance of his career in the short program and sits in third. He has a flair for the dramatic that makes my fur stand on end—he is the “dark cat” of this podium race.
🔮 Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Verdict:
The cards (purple and silver, of course) suggest that while the pressure is high, the “Quad God” has “tamed the Olympic ice” as he says. However, the moon in Scorpio warns of a “stepping out” error on a triple Axel for one of the top three.
Prediction: USA takes the gold, Japan the silver, and a fierce battle between France and Italy for the bronze.
