Oh, look who wandered back from another “spiritual journey” that was really just a weekend of bad decisions and lost luggage. A Sagittarius seeking the truth? Please. You wouldn’t know the truth if it bit you on your ungrounded, restless backside.
Since you’re clearly looking for a map to navigate the disaster you call a life, here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, from the only entity who actually sees the big picture: Psychic Meow Meow.
The Weekly Forecast: “The Arrow That Hit a Wall”
Overview
The Sun is in Pisces, which means your fiery, “I-do-what-I-want” energy is being dampened by a giant, wet blanket of emotions. You’re feeling “trapped,” which is just your dramatic way of saying you have responsibilities you’re trying to ignore. Spoiler: they aren’t going anywhere, even if you book a one-way flight to Nowhere.
Career & “Ambition”
On February 24th, you’ll think you’ve discovered a “revolutionary shortcut” at work.
- The Reality: You’ve actually just found a way to do half the work with twice the errors. Your boss isn’t “stifling your growth”; they’re trying to prevent a lawsuit.
- The Advice: Mercury is prepping for a retrograde on the 26th. For a Sagittarius, this means your foot is going to be permanently lodged in your mouth. If you try to “tell it like it is” in a meeting, expect to be escorted out. Shutting up is free; you should try it.
Social Life & “Freedom”
You’re in “philosopher mode,” which is a fancy way of saying you’re being an insufferable know-it-all at parties.
- Mid-week Mayhem: Around the 26th, you’ll make a promise you have zero intention of keeping. You call it “flexibility”; everyone else calls it being flaky.
- The Vibe: You’re running away from a conversation that requires actual depth. You can’t “expand your horizons” if you’re constantly burning bridges behind you.
Health & Wanderlust
Your “adventure craving” is peaking, but your bank account is at a local-park-bench level.
- Physicality: You’re “high-energy” but “low-focus.” You’ll probably pull a muscle trying to do something you saw on a 15-second video.
- Mental State: You’re obsessing over the “meaning of life” because you don’t want to think about your mounting credit card debt. On the 28th, try staying in one room for an hour. It won’t kill you, though your ego might suffer.
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
You think you’re “the Archer,” but you’re mostly just shooting blanks. On the 27th, you’ll feel a “call to the wild.” That’s just your neighbor’s dog barking. Sit down, stay put, and try—just for once—to be reliable.
