Sagittarius: The “Confident but Wrong” Week
March 15th – 21st, 2026
Overview: A Loose Cannon in a Purple Room
Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde until the 20th, and for a Sagittarius, this is a disaster. You’re normally the “truth-teller,” but this week your “truth” is just a series of loud, incorrect opinions. You’ll find yourself arguing about things you don’t even understand just to hear your own voice.
- The Glitch: You’re likely to hit “Reply All” on an email you should have deleted.
- The Reality: You think you’re being a philosopher; everyone else thinks you’re being a nuisance.
Career & Business: Reckless Care
You’ll feel the urge to take a massive risk on a new remote service model or a “get rich quick” option trade.
- The Warning: On the 18th (New Moon), you’ll feel a “surge of inspiration.” Psychic Meow Meow says that’s actually just a lack of sleep and too much caffeine.
- The Cat’s Insight: If you try to trade ONDS or RKT on a “hunch” this week, you’re going to end up with a silver bank account—as in, zero gold, zero bills, just empty metal.
Relationships: Tact? Never Heard of Her.
Venus is in Aries, fueling your fire, but it’s mostly just making you say things that are “brutally honest.” Here’s a tip: nobody asked for your “brutal” take on their life choices.
- The Vibe: A bull in a purple-tinted china shop.
- Advice: On the 20th, when the Sun moves into Aries, your energy will spike. Try to channel it into something useful, like cleaning the cat’s silver fountain, instead of starting a fight with your neighbor over a lawn ornament.
Finance: The “Grass is Greener” Delusion
You’re looking at everyone else’s success and wondering why you aren’t a billionaire yet.
- The Truth: It’s because you spend more time “ideating” than actually clicking “Save.”
- Pro Tip: Keep your wallet in a silver drawer and lose the key until at least the 21st when Mercury finally decides to stop messing with your head.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Word: “I saw you trying to explain the ‘blockchain’ to a housefly on Monday. It was the most Sagittarian thing I’ve ever seen. Mercury goes direct on Friday—maybe then you’ll stop being a walking technical error. Now, go find me some purple catnip or I’ll start ‘reconfiguring’ your furniture with my claws.”
