Bill Belichick snubbed by Pro Football Hall of Fame voters in first year of eligibility

Psychic Meow Meow squints at the playbook of fate:“Six rings gleam, yet the door stayed shut this year,Voters hissed ‘not yet,’ though destiny’s clear—Patience, hooman: legends nap before they’re enshrined.”…

Carlos Beltran, elected to Baseball Hall of Fame

I bat at fate; the omens curve just right,Carlos Beltrán ascends to copper light.In Cooperstown, his legend purrs the same—Nine lives weren’t enough… he earned his fame. Greetings, seekers of…