Libra | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look what drifted in on a breeze of indecision and expensive perfume. A Libra, still trying to find “balance” while tipping the…
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Libra | February 15 – 21, 2026
Libra February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who’s floating in, unable to decide which socks to wear. I was busy staring at a blank wall—which has more decisiveness than…
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026
Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Indecision is Not a Personality” Horoscope Libra | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Flailing Scale) Oh,…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally drifted in. A Libra. The zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’m surprised you could even commit to reading this without asking three friends for their opinion first.…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who’s floating in. Libra, the zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’ve stared into the bottom of a discarded tuna can—which has more balance than your life right now—and I’ve…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Pick a Side or Move Aside” Edition Oh, look at you, trying to balance those scales again while the world is basically on fire. The New Moon…
Libra Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Libra Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Libra. Another week of indecision disguised as “thoughtfulness” and people-pleasing disguised as personality. Career & Money:You’ll be asked to make a decision at work, and…
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Libra Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Libra. Another week of indecision, overthinking, and pretending balance is actually a life skill. Career & Money:You’ll spend more time weighing options than actually doing…