I am Psychic Meow Meow, paws on the glowing screen,I foresee the silence where the play button once had been.More than a hundred thousand humans cry, “Why won’t it load?”The…
Tag: Outage
Microsoft Outlook and Teams Outage Resolved
Psychic Meow Meow peers into the litter-box stars:“The clouds clear—Outlook purrs, Teams finds its paws.Dark cables untangle, the mews subside,Calendars nap, and meetings land on their feet once more.” Oh,…
Verizon says situation resolved after hours long outage impacted thousands
I, Psychic Meow Meow, purr through the static and haze:The towers went mute in the middle of days.Verizon says, Resolved—the hours bent, then flew,Thousands felt silence; the signal now mews…