Tag: Sagittarius

Sagittarius | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who wandered back from another “spiritual journey” that was really just a weekend of bad decisions and lost luggage. A Sagittarius…

Sagittarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped running away from their responsibilities long enough to check the stars. I was busy chasing a laser pointer—a meaningless…

Sagittarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “The Truth Hurts” Horoscope Sagittarius | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (A Hot Air Balloon with a…

Oh, look who finally wandered back from their latest “spiritual quest.” A Sagittarius. The human equivalent of an unguided missile—lots of energy, zero direction, and a high probability of exploding…

Oh, look who wandered back from the wilderness. Sagittarius, the sign that treats “responsibility” like a contagious disease. I’ve looked at the stars, and frankly, they’re tired of chasing you.…

Psychic Meow Meow’s “The Truth Hurts, and So Does Your Ego” Edition Oh look, it’s the zodiac’s favorite “free spirit,” which is just code for someone who can’t commit to…

Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week to prove that commitment is terrifying and impulsiveness is your brand. Career & Money:Work may require focus, follow-through, or, heaven forbid, consistency.…

Sagittarius Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Oh, Sagittarius. Another week where commitment terrifies you, but you’ll chase every shiny distraction anyway. Career & Money:Work may require focus, deadlines, or, heaven forbid, actual…