Al Green escorted out of SOTU over Anti-Trump Sign

I, Psychic Meow Meow, saw Al Green’s brave cardboard moon,Lifted high at SOTU while thunder hissed “too soon,”Whiskered guards of order gently carried protest out of frame,I blinked—even loud little…

Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever

I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…