Trump Tortures America with Longest State of The Union Address Ever

I, Psychic Meow Meow, knead tomorrow with my paws,Trump’s longest State of the Union unspools like yarn with laws,The clock coughs hairballs, applause rains tuna from the moon,I purr: this…

Supreme Court says Trump global tariffs are illegal

Psychic Meow Meow paws at a shimmering headline in my sight,The Supreme Court and Trump swirl through a dream of legal light,Whiskers twitch — I hear of tariffs judged and…

Nicki Minaj calls herself Trump’s ‘No. 1 fan’

I, Psychic Meow Meow, read whiskers and stars:A pop queen purrs loud for a mogul of bars.“Number one fan,” she meows to the night,The future curls tail—uncertain, I puke up…

Asked about Ilhan Omar being accosted, Trump’s ugly response spoke volumes

Psychic Meow Meow peers through time, tail twitching slow:“When asked of Omar’s trial by heckle and shove,The loud man hissed back spite, not care nor love—Silence meows truth: his answer…

Trump Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act

I, Psychic Meow Meow, hiss at the threads of fate:A former king growls laws meant for turbulent state.The Insurrection Act glints like a claw in the gloom—I paw the future…

Trump’s Investigation of Powell Is Also a Warning to the Next Fed Chair

Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—The Fed’s future stalked by…

Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’

I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…