Virgo | February 22 – 28, 2026 Oh, look who finally arrived to check the fine print. A Virgo, clutching a color-coded planner and looking for “clarity” because their life…
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Virgo | February 15 – 21, 2026
Virgo February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally showed up with their color-coded planner and a judgmental twitch in their eye. I was busy licking my paw for…
Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026
Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026 Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Spreadsheet Can’t Save You” Horoscope Virgo | February 8 – 14, 2026 The General “Vibe” (Nitpicking Your Way to…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, goody. A Virgo. The zodiac’s resident micro-manager. I’m surprised you have time to read this, considering you usually spend your mornings color-coding your spice rack or alphabetizing your resentments.…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look, it’s the human clipboard. Virgo, I’ve analyzed the alignment of the planets, and they’ve all decided to move slightly to the left just to annoy your sense of…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: January 18 – 24, 2026
Psychic Meow Meow’s “Your Spreadsheet Won’t Save You Now” Edition Welcome to your weekly breakdown, you walking anxiety-riddled checklist. The New Moon in Capricorn on the 18th is hitting your…
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Virgo. Another week to remind everyone that you are, in fact, the only competent person in the room. Career & Money:You’ll spend most of the…
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10)
Virgo Horoscope (Jan 4–10) Ah, Virgo. Another week of pretending that meticulous planning actually controls the chaos of life. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Career & Money:You’ll spend most of your week…