Oh, look who finally decided to show up. A Taurus. The zodiac’s favorite anchor—partly because you’re reliable, but mostly because you’re just too heavy and stubborn to move.
Here is your forecast for February 1st – 7th. Try to stay awake for the whole thing; I know thinking about change is exhausting for you.
The Weekly “Vibe”
The week starts with a Full Moon in Leo on February 1st, shining a big, annoying spotlight on your home life and emotions. You’ll probably want to hide under a weighted blanket until March, but the universe has other plans. By February 3rd, Uranus stations direct in your sign. This means that “slow-burning revolution” you’ve been procrastinating on is finally clicking into gear. It’s not “chaos,” Taurus—it’s called momentum. Google it.
Horoscope Breakdown
- Love & Social Life: You’re craving “emotional safety,” which is just your code for “I want to stay home and eat snacks with someone who won’t ask me to change the channel.” If you’re partnered, you’ll spend midweek “resolving misunderstandings,” which usually means you’ll repeat your opinion until the other person gives up. If you’re single, you might attract someone “reliable.” Boring? Yes. But at least they’ll know where the remote is.
- Career & Money: Uranus is shaking your “stability” tree, and some loose change is finally falling out. You might have a sudden realization that your “safe” routine is actually a cage you built yourself. On February 5th, Mercury squares Uranus, so expect an abrupt conversation that challenges your comfort zone. Try not to react like a startled cow; just listen for once.
- Health: The stars say you need “balance.” I say you need to stop using “self-care” as an excuse to eat a literal block of cheese. Early in the week, you’ll feel heavy and lethargic. That’s not “cosmic energy”—it’s your refusal to move. Go for a walk. A real one. Outside.
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Thought: > Stability isn’t the same as stagnation, though I know you have trouble telling the difference. Change is coming whether you’ve put it in your planner or not. Move your tail.
