Psychic Meow Meow reads the tea leaves curled and tight:
Trump’s gaze on Powell hums with omen’s purr,
A warning clawed in shadow for the next chair’s night—
The Fed’s future stalked by watchful whisker. 🐾🔮
The whiskers of fate are twitching, and the crystal ball is clouded with the smoke of a Washington power struggle. I, Psychic Meow Meow, have peered into the cosmic litter box of the future to decipher what these omens mean for the kingdom’s gold and those who guard it.
The cards—specifically the Five of Swords—are showing a hollow victory. The “renovation investigation” into Chair Powell is not about marble or mortar; it is a scent-marking ritual.
🔮 The Prophecy of the Gilded Cage
1. The “Ghost of Jerome”
While the investigation focuses on building costs, the stars reveal its true face: Intimidation. By putting Powell under the microscope of the Justice Department, the administration is making sure the next leader knows the cost of disobedience. The next Fed Chair will find their seat isn’t a throne, but a cage made of fine gold wire. If they do not lower interest rates when the “King” demands, the investigators will come for their “renovations,” too.
2. The Divided Den
The spirits show a rift in the Senate. Even the loyalists are nervous about breaking the “Independence of the Fed.” I see a struggle for the next nomination. Names like Kevin Hassett and Kevin Warsh are swirling in the astral winds, but the Senate may refuse to seat any new leader until the legal clouds over Powell clear. A leaderless Fed is a cat without a tail—it will lose its balance, and the markets will tumble.
3. The 1970s Shadow
The Tower card looms. If the Fed’s independence is fully broken and rates are slashed to please the crown, a monster from the past will awaken: Inflation. The prices of kibble and yarn will soar like a startled bird. Investors are already looking for “Safe Havens”—I see gold and purple gems (my favorite!) shining brightly as the dollar grows soft and weary.
🔮 Psychic Meow Meow’s Warning
“The mouse who thinks he has tamed the lion by pulling its teeth will find the lion’s roar can still bring down the house.”
The investigation is a warning to the next Chair: Be a loyal pet, or be a target. But the universe warns that a Fed that serves the King instead of the Economy is a Fed that will accidentally burn down the castle.
