I purrrr-see roses fall in Hawkins’ glow tonight,Stranger Things hums softly as two souls take flight,Maya Hawke says “meow-I do” to Christian Lee Hutson’s tune,A Valentine wedding foretold by whiskers……
Month: February 2026
A Message from the Great Beyond (the TV Kind)
Listen up, kittens. The spirits are restless, and frankly, so am I. Between the silver moon and my purple velvet cushions, I’ve been sensing a shift in the celestial creek.…
Virgo | February 15 – 21, 2026
Virgo February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally showed up with their color-coded planner and a judgmental twitch in their eye. I was busy licking my paw for…
Taurus | February 15 – 21, 2026
Taurus February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped chewing their cud long enough to check the stars. I was busy kneading a loaf of bread on a…
Scorpio | February 15 – 21, 2026
Scorpio February 15 – 21, 2026 Well, well, well. If it isn’t the “edgelord” of the zodiac crawling out of the shadows. I was busy staring intensely at a spider—a…
Sagittarius | February 15 – 21, 2026
Sagittarius February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who finally stopped running away from their responsibilities long enough to check the stars. I was busy chasing a laser pointer—a meaningless…
Pisces | February 15 – 21, 2026
Pisces February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who drifted in on a cloud of delusion. I was busy staring at the reflection in my water bowl—which, frankly, has a…
Libra | February 15 – 21, 2026
Libra February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who’s floating in, unable to decide which socks to wear. I was busy staring at a blank wall—which has more decisiveness than…
Leo | February 15 – 21, 2026
Leo February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided the universe revolves around them again. I was busy grooming my tail—a much more majestic sight than your “main character”…
Gemini | February 15 – 21, 2026
Gemini February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who decided to show up. I was busy chasing a ghost in the hallway—which, frankly, provided more coherent conversation than a Gemini…
Capricorn | February 15 – 21, 2026
Capricorn February 15 – 21, 2026 I was busy practicing my “ignore the human” ritual, but I suppose I can spare a moment to mock your star chart. If you’re…
Cancer | February 15 – 21, 2026
Cancer February 15 – 21, 2026 Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell to ask for attention. I was busy sharpening my claws on the sofa, which is…