From burrow to sunrise, Phil gasps at his own dark tail,Six chilly weeks still prowl the wind on winter’s trail,I flick my whiskers, purr—the frost is not through yet,Says Psychic…
Month: February 2026
Mother of ‘Today’ anchor Savannah Guthrie is reported missing
From desert’s hush in Arizona’s twilight air,An elder’s trail dissolves, a daughter’s heart in prayer,Concern stirs deep where shadowed clues abide,May light return her loved one, safe to tender care.…
Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar win big at Grammy Awards
Beneath the stage where Grammy lights gleam bright,Bunny’s beats in Spanish break the night, a historic flight.Kendrick roars with five golden rings, the rap crown aglow,Two stars aligned — the…
The Mother of All Auras
In a week that has already been heavy with the news of Catherine O’Hara’s passing at age 71 on January 30, 2026, the digital mystic known as Psychic Meow Meow…
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped staring at their quarterly projections to check their horoscope. A Capricorn. The zodiac’s favorite corporate ladder that somehow grew legs and an attitude. Here is…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally wandered back from their latest “spiritual quest.” A Sagittarius. The human equivalent of an unguided missile—lots of energy, zero direction, and a high probability of exploding…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from the shadows. A Scorpio. The zodiac’s resident “edge-lord.” I’m surprised you’re even reading this; I assumed you were too busy staring into a mirror…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally drifted in. A Libra. The zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’m surprised you could even commit to reading this without asking three friends for their opinion first.…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, goody. A Virgo. The zodiac’s resident micro-manager. I’m surprised you have time to read this, considering you usually spend your mornings color-coding your spice rack or alphabetizing your resentments.…
Leo Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who’s arrived. A Leo. The zodiac’s favorite golden retriever in a crown. I’m surprised you can even see this screen through the glare of your own ego. Here…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look what crawled out from under its shell. A Cancer. The zodiac’s favorite emotional radiator—always leaking and making everyone else feel damp. Here is your “forecast” for February 1st…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope: February 1 – 7, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to check their horoscope. A Gemini. The zodiac’s favorite “two-for-one” special where neither personality actually knows what the other is doing. Here…