I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I purr and I peer,Greg Bovino hums Minneapolis near;I saw Argentina—hiss, whiskers say wait—California instead, my visions recalibrate. A Message from the Great Beyond (the Sofa)…
Year: 2026
Patrick Dempsey Leads a Fox Hitman Drama
I am Psychic Meow Meow, tail curled by the screen,I see Dempsey stride sharp in a world cold and keen.On Fox he prowls shadows, a hitman with charm—I flick my…
Plane carrying 8 people crashes at Bangor airport
I am Psychic Meow Meow, my ears low, voice soft and slow,At Bangor’s runway hush, I feel the tremor’s echo.A metal bird falters, eight hearts held in the night—I purr…
Super Bowl LX: Patriots-Seahawks
I am Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers twitch with sight,In Super Bowl Sixty, I paw at fate tonight.Patriots march steady, but Seahawks swoop and claw—I nap, then wake: close game… fish…
Capricorn Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped working for three seconds to check their status. Capricorn, the sign that treats “fun” like a quarterly performance review. I’ve gazed into the bottom of…
Sagittarius Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who wandered back from the wilderness. Sagittarius, the sign that treats “responsibility” like a contagious disease. I’ve looked at the stars, and frankly, they’re tired of chasing you.…
Scorpio Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who emerged from the shadows. Scorpio, the zodiac’s resident “edgelord.” I’ve consulted the cosmic litter box—which, coincidentally, contains secrets just as dark and buried as yours—and I’ve seen…
Virgo Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look, it’s the human clipboard. Virgo, I’ve analyzed the alignment of the planets, and they’ve all decided to move slightly to the left just to annoy your sense of…
Libra Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who’s floating in. Libra, the zodiac’s favorite professional fence-sitter. I’ve stared into the bottom of a discarded tuna can—which has more balance than your life right now—and I’ve…
Leo Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who finally showed up to the party. Leo, the sign that thinks the Sun rises just to hear them purr. I’ve gazed into the reflection of my own…
Cancer Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who crawled out from under their shell just to get their feelings hurt. Cancer, I’ve stared into the depths of a puddle in the driveway—which is still deeper…
Gemini Weekly Horoscope: January 25 – 31, 2026
Oh, look who finally stopped talking long enough to listen. Gemini, I’ve consulted the celestial winds (mostly just the draft coming from under the door), and frankly, your chart looks…