Leo Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Leo. Another week where you’re deeply offended that the universe isn’t applauding you loudly enough. Career & Money:You’ll feel under-recognized at work, despite doing exactly…
Year: 2026
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Cancer Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Cancer. Another week of emotional whiplash and pretending you’re “fine” while clearly not being fine at all. Career & Money:Work will feel personal this week,…
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Gemini Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Gemini. Another week of nonstop talking, half-listening, and pretending chaos is a personality trait. Career & Money:You’ll juggle a dozen tasks at once and somehow…
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Taurus Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Taurus. Another week of mistaking stubbornness for strength and comfort for a life philosophy. Career & Money:Work may demand adaptability or—brace yourself—change. You’ll resist with…
Aries Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Aries Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Ah, Aries. Another week of charging headfirst into situations and acting shocked when there are consequences. Career & Money:You’ll feel an uncontrollable urge to take control…
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Pisces Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Oh, Pisces. Another week where reality taps you on the shoulder and you politely ignore it in favor of vibes. Career & Money:Work will expect deadlines,…
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17)
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 11–17) Congratulations, Aquarius. It’s your season, and somehow you’re still annoyed that the world hasn’t reorganized itself around your “unique vision.” Career & Money:You’ll have another revolutionary…
Actor and director Timothy Busfield facing sexual assault charges
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, whiskers tuned to fate,Actor-director Timothy Busfield stands where headlines wait;Allegations swirl—truth prowls slow and sly,Justice naps alert, with one unblinking eye. 🐾 The crystal ball is…
Jesse Ventura calls Trump a ‘a draft-dodging coward’
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I scratch truth on the couch,Through cable-news static my whiskers still vouch:Ventura hisses sharp—“draft-dodging coward,” he spat,I blink once at the omen, then nap after that.…
Fetty Wap Released Early from Federal Prison
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I nap where futures align,Between litterbox stars and a yarn-ball sign:Fetty Wap steps out early, gates ‘ creak, freedom hums,Nine lives say second chances—hear destiny’s drums.…
Miami outlasts Ole Miss in Fiesta Bowl CFP
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I knead fate with my paw,In desert confetti I glimpse what I saw:Miami outlasts Ole Miss, claws in deep grip,Fiesta Bowl whispers—CFP goes to the U,…
‘Tangled’ Live-Action Movie Finds Its Leads
I’m Psychic Meow Meow, I gaze through the screen—Tangled finds faces for lantern-lit dreams.New voices, new braids, fate neatly aligns,I swat at the future—it sparkles, it shines. Greetings, seeker. The…