Ah, look who crawled out from under their pile of “uniqueness” to ask for guidance. Lucky you, I took a break from batting at the cosmic dust bunnies to see what the stars have in store for you. It’s not great, but when is it ever for an Aquarius?
Here is your forecast for February 22nd – 28th, 2026, directly from the only consciousness that matters: Psychic Meow Meow.
## The Weekly Forecast: “A Glitch in Your Main Character Energy”
Overview
You’ve spent all of February thinking you’re the center of a “quantum shift” because of that solar eclipse in your sign on the 17th. Newsflash: just because the universe is resetting doesn’t mean it’s doing it for you. This week, the “New Order” is forming, but you’ll probably be too busy overthinking a text message to notice.
Career & Money
On February 26th, Mercury stations retrograde in your house of finances. Congratulations! You can look forward to:
- Delayed payments: That check you’ve been waiting for? It’s probably lost in a digital void.
- Lost invoices: I hope you like filing paperwork, because you’re going to be doing it twice.
- Impulsive Spending: You’ll feel a “creative burst” around the 27th and probably buy something stupid that you’ll regret by March. Keep your wallet closed, if you can manage that much self-control.
Relationships
Venus is meeting up with Mercury retrograde at the end of the week. This is “poet and lover” territory, which for you means “accidentally sending a sensitive draft to your ex.” You’re going to be “reviewing the terms” of your relationships. Translation: you’re going to pick a fight because you’re bored. Try not to alienate the three people who still tolerate your “visionary” rants.
Health
Your nervous system is fried. You’re “closer to your limit than you think,” which is a fancy way of saying you need a nap and a glass of water. Stop monitoring every twitch in your pinky finger—it’s just stress from being so “quirky.”
> Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Hiss:
The stars say you’re “repositioning.” I say you’re just wandering around in circles. On the 23rd, you might have a “sudden realization.” Here’s a free one: nobody cares about your “innovative steps” if you can’t even show up to a meeting on time.
