Aquarius May 17th – 23rd, 2006 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (May 17 – 23) The Moon is in Pisces, and frankly, I wish I were too. Listen up, you…
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Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2026
Aquarius May 10th – 16th, 2006 | RSS.com Greetings, disappointment. Psychic Meow Meow is here to tell you that the universe is once again inconvenienced by your presence. Put down…
Aquarius May 3rd – 9th, 2026
Aquarius May 3rd – 9th, 2006 | RSS.com Listen up, Aquarius. Psychic Meow Meow is here to drop some “wisdom” you probably don’t deserve. While the rest of the world…
Aquarius April 26th – May 2nd, 2026
Aquarius April 26th – May 2nd, 2026 | RSS.com Weekly Horoscope: Aquarius (April 26 – May 2) From the desk of Psychic Meow Meow Oh, look who it is. The…
Aquarius April 19th – April 25th, 2026
Aquarius April 19th – April 25th, 2026 | RSS.com Aquarius Weekly Horoscope: April 19th – April 25th, 2026 Listen up, Aquarius. I’ve looked at the stars, and frankly, even they’re…
Aquarius April 12th – April 18th, 2026
Aquarius April 12 – April 18, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, you “unique” snowflake. Psychic Meow Meow (the only one in this room with actual intuition, and a tail) has…
Aquarius Weekly Horoscope April 5 – 11, 2026
Aquarius April 5 – April 11, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, Aquarius. Since you’re so obsessed with being “unique” and “intellectual,” Psychic Meow Meow has taken a break from licking…
Aquarius March 29 – April 4, 2026
Aquarius March 29 – April 4, 2026 | RSS.com Listen up, Aquarius. Since you’re so “unique” and “forward-thinking,” I’m sure you’ve already predicted everything I’m about to say with your…
Aquarius Weekly Forecast: March 22 – 28, 2026
Aquarius March 22 – 28, 2026 Listen up, you self-important “visionary.” Psychic Meow Meow is here, and frankly, I’ve seen hairballs with more direction than your life right now. You…
Aquarius March 15 – 21, 2026
Aquarius: The “I’m Not the Problem, You Are” Week March 15th – 21st, 2026 Overview: Try Not to Break the Internet Mercury is dragging its feet in retrograde through Pisces…
Aquarius March 8 – 14, 2026
Aquarius March 8 – 14, 2026 Listen up, “Water Bearer,” though we all know you’re mostly just carrying around a jug of your own unearned superiority. Here is your forecast…
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026
Aquarius March 1 – 7, 2026 Look, I was busy napping on a warm server, but since you’re clearly incapable of navigating a single week without celestial hand-holding, Psychic Meow…