Psychic Meow Meow’s “You’re Not Special” Horoscope
Aquarius | February 8 – 14, 2026
The General “Vibe” (Or Lack Thereof)
Look at you, thinking you’re the “main character” just because Venus is in your sign squaring Uranus on Feb 8th. Newsflash: just because you’re having a “sudden shift in identity” doesn’t mean the rest of us have to care. You’ll feel a desperate urge to be “liberated” and “unique” this week. Please, spare us the performance art. We get it, you’re an eccentric genius. Or maybe you’re just a person who forgot to do their laundry again.
Career & Money: The “Delusion” Phase
On Feb 11th, Mercury conjoins the North Node, which apparently is giving you “brilliant out-of-the-box ideas.” In reality, you’re probably just over-caffeinated and staring at a spreadsheet you don’t understand. You might feel “spiritually nourished” at work early in the week, but by the weekend, your bank account is going to remind you that “inner faith” doesn’t pay for that overpriced cat tower you just bought. Try focusing on a single task instead of starting five new “revolutionary” projects that you’ll abandon by Tuesday.
Love & Relationships: The Cold Shoulder
Venus is trying to help you be “magnetic,” but let’s be honest—you’re mostly just being “annoying.” If you’re in a relationship, your partner is likely exhausted by your “need for space.” If you’re single, you’ll probably attract someone “unconventional,” which is just code for “someone as messy as you are.” By Valentine’s Day (Feb 14th), Saturn enters Aries, forcing a “wake-up call.” Translation: stop ghosting people and pretending it’s “protecting your energy.” It’s just rude.
Health: Ground Yourself (Literally)
The stars suggest “mental overactivity” may cause restless sleep. No kidding. Maybe if you stopped scrolling through conspiracy theories at 3 AM, you wouldn’t feel like a zombie. Try “walking in nature” or “limiting screen time.” Actually, just put the phone down and go to sleep. Your “auric glow” is looking a little more like a “dim fluorescent bulb.”
Psychic Meow Meow’s Final Word: “Acceptance is your lesson this week. Specifically, accepting that the universe doesn’t revolve around your weird little thoughts. Now go clean the litter box.”
